We were doomed from the start, as lovers are.: Archive

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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I bought my boyfriend's birthday card today,

On the front, it says, “I really love you, and you have a great big dick”. I’m just worried it’s a little too … Sentimental?

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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I’ve been told more than five times now that I look a bit like Katy Perry, brb gonna go fap over myself.

Jan 24th

Eating a whole bowl of Angel Delight by myself

Cos it’s Friday and that’s how I roll bitches

Jan 20th

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Jan 17th

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When someone takes a picture of me →

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Jan 17th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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You know sometimes when you just have a nice weekend? I think I have lots of things to be excited about right now.

Jan 15th

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Jan 5th

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Jan 5th

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ccalcifer: glad I didn’t goto the cinema because I’ve had a catch up with my woman and we’ve said the same thing or finished each other sentences several times. It’s meant to be, I tell you. Just finished my last assignment too, don’t really know what to do with myself now. edit: she just said cranberry juice tasted like cystitis It totes does.

Jan 4th

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Jan 4th

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Anonymous asked: Hey do you still have the iBook?

Jan 4th

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Jan 3rd

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Jan 3rd

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Here are my resolutions.

I will be kinder. I will be fairer. I will save enough money for Florida. I will get a first in something. I will work the hardest I ever have before. I will spoil those closest to me. I will not get pregnant. I will try not to say mean things to my brother (I’m in my twenties and I still can’t stop). I will play some gigs, even if I have to do it on my own. I won’t be...

Jan 3rd

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Jan 3rd

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Confession #1

People with lisps annoy me.

Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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CHRISTMAS IS SO EXCITING.

Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 12th

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Dec 12th

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The art of trolling →

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Dec 12th

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Not that I'm stressing or enjoying my role as...

But why is the only thing I have to do this week that I’ll enjoy, something that I’m not even getting marked for, and am only doing to help a friend? Big sigh. I have so much work to do. I have 5000 words to write over the Christmas holidays which doesn’t seem so bad cos I have like a month, but they’re really really hard essays and I’m working most days. And New...

Dec 12th

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“Don’t raise your voice, I can’t stand it! My heart is full of...”

– Martirio, The House of Bernarda Alba

Dec 12th

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